Send me a “≈” and my muse will react to yours shoving them into a body of water.
Parenthood Starter Sentences!
  • "It's your turn..."
  • "He's/she's crying again."
  • "Aren't they adorable at this age?"
  • "Just a few more months to go..."
  • "Are we sure I'm pregnant and not just really fat?"
  • "I'd like to see YOU try going through this."
  • "WE'RE not pregnant, YOU are."
  • "Are you going to pick them up from school, or do I have to call in another favor from my mother?"
  • "Can't we just dump them at the neighbors' and take a night or two?"
  • "Obviously he/she won't stop crying, so why don't we just soundproof the room?"
  • "No, we can't leave him/her on a stranger's doorstep."
  • "We have two beautiful kids... and another kid."
  • "They're adorable, when they're sleeping."
  • "The kids are at my parents', so we have the whole weekend to ourselves."
  • "They're already so excited for Christmas but we're running out of money."
  • "So, who's going to give them the talk?"
  • "He/she got sent to the principal's office--again."
  • "You know, apparently sex during pregnancy is totally healthy."
  • "I don't care what you say, I'm not naming him after you."
Closed || Don’t Forget Me

thecrazyrenegades:

“You don’t kneed to know your life story to interest me.” He replies with a small smile on his face. “Hmm the best thing I’ve seen? Well that had to have been when I assisted a woman give birth to her first child. As for the worst thing I’ve seen.. That’s a little harder to say. There’ve been a lot of horrible things that I’ve seen.”

"But why do I interest you?  And if you say it’s because I can’t remember, I’m going to be very disappointed.  It makes me feel like I’m in some sort of freak show.  COme see the woman who can’t remember anything."  Nora shook the thoughts off.  "I didn’t mean to upset you with the question you know.  I was just curious.  If it makes you feel better, tell me about the woman giving birth."

justabiterude asked: "Do I know you?"

"You don’t look that familiar, so I"m going to go with no.  Why, are you looking for someone?"

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My muse has amnesia. What would you tell them about their relationship with your’s to try and get them to remember?
rosielives asked: "No! You can’t die on me now!"

"I don’t think I have much of a choice," Nora told her.  "Unless we can stop this bleeding."

tagged → #rosielives
WIFE / HUSBAND APPLICATION:

brittsmemes:

  • Name
  • Age
  • How well do we know each other?
  • Do you have a pet name for me?
  • Do I have a pet name for you?
  • Are you attracted to me?
  • Why do you want to marry me?
  • Big wedding or Small wedding?
  • Do you see children in our future?
Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.
  • "My parents know."
  • "Don’t go."
  • "You’re under arrest."
  • "Just let me die."
  • "I’m pregnant and it’s yours."
  • "Make me."
  • "Kiss me you idiot."
  • "I didn’t do it."
  • "That isn’t mine."
  • "Marry me?"
  • "Truth hurts, don’t it?"
  • "Be mine."
  • "You owe me."
  • "Just relax."
  • "I already regret this."
  • "Where are my clothes?"
  • "You could have killed someone!"
  • "I think I broke it."
  • "Do you love me?"
  • "We need to talk."
  • "Never again."
  • "Do I know you?"
  • "How drunk are you right now?"
  • "Well that was unexpected."
  • "Have you ever even done this before?"
  • "I just want to cuddle."
  • "I can’t even look at you."
  • "What happened to you?"
  • "Don’t you dare."
  • "I missed you."
  • "This stays between us."
  • "I need a hug."
  • "I could kill you!"
  • "Kiss me."
  • "You’re so weird."
  • "Why are you wearing that?"
  • "You coward."
  • "You’re all out of ____."
  • "You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"
  • "I think I’m forgetting something."
  • "This seems familiar."
  • "You lied to me!"
  • "Are you threatening me?"
  • "Is that my shirt?"
  • "Where did you find this?"
  • "Explain yourself."
  • "Where were you?"
  • "You drive me crazy!"
  • "I think I’m falling in love with you. "
  • "Are you even listening to me?"
  • "Just leave me alone."
  • "I need a drink."
  • "What were you thinking?"
  • "I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."
  • "I’m going to be sick."
  • "For you, I would _____"
  • "Just what did we do last night?"
  • "Give it back."
  • "I have to go."
  • "Shut up and listen."
  • "Do you remember this?"
  • "Want to hear a secret?"
  • "Take responsibility."
  • "Don’t look at me like that."
  • "Give me another chance."
  • "Don’t you dare come near me!"
  • "What the hell do you think you’re doing?"
  • "You mean everything to me."
  • "Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."
  • "What are you afraid of?"
  • "I miss you so very much."
  • "No, that can’t be my baby."
  • "Just five more minutes."
  • "No! You can’t die on me now!"
  • "That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."
  • "Put. The. Weapon. Down."
  • "What are we doing here?"
  • "Do you trust me?"
  • "That sounds painful."
  • "Are you even listening to yourself?"
  • "I’m not speaking to you anymore."
  • "I can’t believe you missed that."
  • "That was a bad plan."
  • "That looked easier on TV."
  • "I’ve never heard that one before."
  • "I didn’t know you could do that."
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